Paul and Allan Discuss The Wolf and The Dog

Paul: Hey Allan! I got a new dog and his name is Biscuit. Isn't he cute?

Biscuit leans in to kiss Allan on the cheek

Allan: That's a messy inclusion Paul! I prefer wolves they are the raw metal and the spark, now compare this little, flat-faced fellow with the majesty of the former and you'll see that domestication isn't progress Paul. Please Paul get rid of your ridiculous fetching contraption and teach him something useful. Let my eyes be the balls then you don't need your stick and I wouldn't have to bear witness to this tragedy any longer! I'd rather go blind than watch that poor creature weezing and gagging on its own skeleton chasing your silly ball around.

Paul: Wow Allan, someone woke up on the wrong side of the park bench today. His breathing is fine, there's plenty of other animals and humans with similar conditions. Look at Biscuit, he is a thriving organism. Perhaps he is a little bit silly but I love him all the same and he loves me too besides it's a great way for me to get out of the house! I only walked two-thousand five hundred and fifty-six steps today so we need to march on! Just short of five and a half kilometres to get my ten thousand steps for the day.

Allan: Great stuff Paul. Let me guess you did some paperwork, schmoozing, brushed your teeth and combed your hair and finally taking your precious little Biscuit out to get your steps in for the day. You know the ten thousand step count is an admirable number! I heard they lowered the recommendation to six thousand per day Paul, you should really pay more attention. Lots of compelling, important information out there.

Paul: You know, I have heard they lowered it. That should help the Kimqualcom Happiness Report. But for me l am an overachiever. Ilike to go above and beyond, it is in my nature along with Biscuit's.

Allan: Paul you are above and beyond. You are an intergalactic space warrior and with your trusty stead there is nothing you can't achieve!